I'm not the biggest movie person.
On average, I go to the movie theater three times a year, if that.
Why, you ask?
1. I'm hearing impaired.
I seriously cannot follow movies when there are no subtitles. Give me subtitles and I'm golden!
2. I have an overactive bladder.
I can't watch a movie without drinking water, and I can't drink water without going to the bathroom, and I can't go to the bathroom when there's no pause button!
3. I get movie sickness.
This is a true story. Usually, I just ditch whomever I'm with and move to the very back of the theater and watch the rest of the movie with a migraine. Once, I had to physically leave the theater to go throw up in the theater bathroom. It was a sad night.
As you can see, it takes a lot to convince me that a movie is 'theater worthy.' Once in a while though, a movie comes along that convinces me to forgo my above three points and hunker down at the movies with some Advil and a (small) cup of water.
This is one of them!
Shall we do another list of reasons why?
1. It's based off The Great Gatsby - arguably the best book ever written.
I read it in high school and shed a few tears while giving my final presentation on the book's closing paragraphs. (Not gonna lie...it was embarrassing.)
2. Star-studded cast includes:
Leonardo DiCaprio, Carey Mulligan, Tobey Maguire.
3. As Barstool Sports puts it, "If you wouldn’t go gay for Leo you are gay."
(Note: I am not a fan of this website and am dying a little bit inside that I'm quoting them here.)
That being said, my heart fluttered when I learned the movie trailer was released! As a testament to how lasting the impression I left on my high school classmates during my tearful presentation, I had multiple people email/facebook/text/tweet me to tell me that the trailer was out.
Thank you, guys...I'm glad my legacy lives on.
Here's what went on in my head while I watched this trailer. Keep in mind that I was first linked to it via the Barstool Sports website, which had a two-sentence description:
Did not see Jay and Kanye coming for a Gatsby trailer. Interesting choice. More importantly if you wouldn’t go gay for Leo you are gay.
Back to my thoughts:
1. Jay Chou is making an appearance!? YES!
2. Jay Z, got it.
3. Kanye and Jay Z are guest starring? YES!
4. Wait...why is there no Kanye or Jay Z in the trailer? Did I miss it?
(restart video at beginning)
6. Still no Kanye or Jay Z!
7. OHHHHHHHHH its the music!
(sigh)
8. Gawd I love Leo.
9. Carey Mulligan is so pretty!
10. Gawd I love Leo!!!!
What do you think? Are you going to watch it when it hits theaters?
Personally, I don't know how I'm going to wait until Christmas!